Myia Hanson and Jeremy Hanson
Morning Crankers is the PG-13 comedy podcast that turns today's headlines, pop culture moments, bizarre real-life stories, and viral internet craziness into laugh-out-loud entertainment. Hosted by husband-and-wife duo Jeremy "Hans" Hanson and Myia "Roxy" Hanson, every episode delivers hilarious commentary, playful banter, outrageous opinions, original comedy songs, and the kind of conversations th…
100 episodes
Hans and Roxy deliver their signature mix of absurdity and hilarity as they roast the week’s strangest news. Expect flooded farms turned wildlife sanctuaries, baffling health…
Ep. 185July 22, 202642:04
Hans and Roxy are back with another wild edition of Morning Crankers! From the world's most disgusting ice cream flavors and an embarrassing French translation creating "pubic…
Ep. 184July 1, 202643:00
This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the weirdest headlines on the planet. From the biggest movies coming in 2026 and World Cup players dodging snakes…
Ep. 183June 24, 202649:37
This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into another pile of unbelievable headlines. A man gets stuck in a chimney trying to rescue his dog, an Australian…
Ep. 182June 17, 202647:55
Missing scientists, courtroom meltdowns, political scandals, mummy bread, bug smugglers, Toy Story 5, and a buffalo that looks like Donald Trump. Just another weird week on…
Ep. 181June 10, 202650:01
Florida takes on OpenAI, sewer explorers creep through New York's underground tunnels, a teen burglar leaves behind a trail of dog poop, and anime fans are buying "Feet Juice."…
Ep. 180June 3, 202643:55
Aliens, cheese rolling, retro Pizza Huts, influencer cows, and a man pulling a police car with his manhood — this episode of Morning Crankers delivers one of the wildest news…
Ep. 179May 27, 202645:06
This week on Morning Crankers, things get weird, wild, and completely off the rails. We’re talking criminals disappearing with ankle monitors, a gigantic ruby discovery, witches…
Ep. 178May 20, 202637:09
This week on the New Morning Crankers Morning Show, the crew dives headfirst into one of the weirdest news weeks yet. From the Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini scandal rumors…
Ep. 177May 13, 202651:20
Explore the most fascinating and bizarre stories trending in 2025—from groundbreaking discoveries of new species to rare medical anomalies, unusual hobbies you’ve never heard of,…
Ep. 176May 6, 202648:10
Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian voters flip the script, and a…
Ep. 175April 29, 202644:02
Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have about each other, plus a…
Ep. 174April 22, 202649:24
This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist living their best unbothered life…
Ep. 173April 15, 202645:15
This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-juice bank robbers who…
Ep. 172April 8, 202637:28
This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to the buzz around The Story of…
Ep. 170April 1, 202643:59
tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most bizarre airport stories you’ll…
Ep. 169March 25, 202643:34
Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest crime stories out of…
Ep. 168March 18, 202647:46
This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a…
Ep. 167March 11, 202642:18
Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing site, revisits comments from…
Ep. 166March 4, 202646:46
This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.We kick things off debating the best true crime documentaries ever made —…
Ep. 165February 23, 202643:29
Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI girlfriends — are digital…
Ep. 164February 18, 202648:06
This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the roses and chocolate — we’re talking…
Ep. 163February 11, 202645:22
This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves across international politics…
Ep. 162February 7, 202643:34
On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everything from the upcoming Masters of…
Ep. 161January 28, 202644:44
Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy) as a new co-host, bringing…
Ep. 160December 18, 202552:37
MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots & Stolen Driveways” Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for America’s favorite lovable grouch.The…
Ep. 159December 12, 202549:42
Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives. This episode brings together the best…
Ep. 158November 15, 202536:34
This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Iceland now has MOSQUITOES for the…
Ep. 157October 29, 202539:37
In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists have invented a magnet-driven…
Ep. 156October 23, 202546:42
On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their questionable uses, to the most iconic…
Ep. 155October 14, 202537:33
It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the rising wave of animal…
Ep. 154October 10, 202542:16
Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics & Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud…
Ep. 153October 1, 202546:32
This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize she was pregnant until she…
Ep. 149September 24, 202545:37
Buckle up for another chaotic ride with the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast! Today’s episode dives headfirst into the bizarre and hilarious world we live in. From radioactive…
Ep. 148August 18, 202540:42
Strap in for another wild ride with Morning Crankers, where coffee meets chaos and current events get the roast they deserve! In today’s episode, we kick things off with a tragic…
Ep. 147July 18, 202538:28
On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s headlines with humor, sarcasm,…
Ep. 146July 10, 202537:20
Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the infuriating, and the absolutely…
Ep. 145July 7, 202535:41
Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue MissionsDetailed Episode Description: It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this special July 4th edition of…
Ep. 144July 3, 202535:40
On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s…
Ep. 143May 23, 202540:20
In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit…
Ep. 142May 19, 202533:21
Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker…
Ep. 141May 13, 20255:20
Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you…
Ep. 140May 12, 202537:08
Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't…
Ep. 139May 8, 202532:49
On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing his guts out over breakfast (talk…
Ep. 138May 2, 202525:56
Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick Havoc, preview the epic…
Ep. 137May 1, 202531:56
On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of the most absurdly hilarious…
Ep. 136April 29, 202528:17
On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the NFL Draft and give our hilarious…
Ep. 135April 28, 202530:39
Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. This punchy parody track tears…
Ep. 134April 25, 202525:04
It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of cheese vanishing from Neal's…
Ep. 133April 25, 202530:21
Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling song from Morning Crankers,…
Ep. 132April 25, 20252:59
Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics at Morning Crankers. It’s the…
Ep. 131April 25, 20253:04
Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariously dives into the flaming…
Ep. 130April 25, 20253:57
On today’s Morning Crankers, we unleash our brand-new comedic banger “Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood”—a testosterone-fueled anthem for the gritty, the grimy, and…
Ep. 129April 24, 202531:27
Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ride: 🛸 We dig into a…
Ep. 128April 23, 202522:13
Buckle up and brace yourself for a wildly hilarious ride on Morning Crankers, where today’s show dives headfirst into the absurd, the scientific, and the downright…
Ep. 127April 22, 202531:17
Buckle up, buttercup, because this Morning Crankers Monday is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and revelation! We’re serving up a full plate of chaos with the dumbest celebrity…
Ep. 126April 21, 202533:27
Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every day needs a holiday). Then it…
Ep. 125April 18, 202535:18
In this nostalgic and nutty episode of Morning Crankers, we crank it back to the golden days with our hilarious new segment “80s/90s Who Said That?” — can you guess which icon…
Ep. 124April 17, 202527:32
On the April 16, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, we’re back with another wild Hump Day Harmonies banger—this time it’s our brand new comedy song “Sent to China” roasting taxes,…
Ep. 123April 16, 202535:56
Buckle up for another chaotic ride through comedy and curiosity with Morning Crankers! On this April 15th edition, we celebrate some of the weirdest National Days you’ve never…
Ep. 122April 15, 202529:35
It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 million quest for a better way to squish…
Ep. 121April 14, 202532:25
Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is an all-you-can-eat buffet of bizarre headlines, hot grill recipes, and hilarious history! We kick things off with…
Ep. 120April 11, 202546:13
It’s Thursday, and Morning Crankers is serving up another hot pot of comedy, chaos, and questionable wisdom! On the 4/10/25 episode, we launched a brand-new segment: Crankers Bad…
Ep. 119April 10, 202528:45
Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmonies, featuring the ridiculously…
Ep. 118April 9, 202533:32
Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of…
Ep. 117April 9, 20254:41
Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into the land of the bizarre with a…
Ep. 116April 8, 202534:42
It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won't break the bank to naming the…
Ep. 115April 7, 202537:05
On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things off with this week's Crankers…
Ep. 114April 4, 202535:31
Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segment: Crankers Court—the only…
Ep. 113April 3, 202530:33
Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you…
Ep. 112April 2, 202530:30
Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avengers: Doom Days speculation—is the…
Ep. 111April 1, 202532:37
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports madness. ☕ What’s on the menu…
Ep. 110March 31, 202531:53
Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer behaviors that send the…
Ep. 109March 28, 202523:02
Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then dive into trillion-dollar…
Ep. 108March 27, 202529:05
Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! We also break down some of…
Ep. 107March 26, 202526:04
Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for banning phones in classrooms, and…
Ep. 106March 25, 202526:32
This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who has passed away at 76,…
Ep. 105March 24, 202532:35
It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Days, from quirky celebrations to…
Ep. 104March 21, 202526:37
On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, while a shocking murder unfolds…
Ep. 103March 20, 202526:11
In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive…
Ep. 102March 19, 202525:48
Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculous! From the official…
Ep. 101March 18, 202526:25
Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive into the rich history of St. Patrick’s…
Ep. 100March 17, 202528:24
In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious misadventures. Buckle up for some…
Ep. 99March 14, 202531:39
🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description: In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the 5 best…
Ep. 98March 13, 202532:30
On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and what’s really happening behind…
Ep. 97March 12, 202529:57
In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MCU? We also dive into Tom Hardy’s…
Ep. 96March 11, 202526:11
In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that aliens are real—what does…
Ep. 95March 10, 202528:04
In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the latest electronics show, and…
Ep. 94March 7, 202538:40
On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by other countries, and highlight…
Ep. 93March 6, 202533:49
It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man, dive into the insanity of the…
Ep. 92March 5, 202531:05
Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends country grit with hip-hop beats,…
Ep. 91March 5, 20252:44
Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune captures the daily struggle of…
Ep. 90March 5, 20253:42
In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some good news!), but turbulence…
Ep. 89March 4, 202534:02
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davis vs. Lamont Roach boxing…
Ep. 88March 3, 202535:01
Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (seriously, LOL), the new Tom Hardy…
Ep. 87February 28, 202530:46
In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ban the “Tush Push”, and a top…
Ep. 86February 27, 202532:31
On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in with 1,800 new stores and 60,000…
Ep. 85February 26, 202531:43
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or expired tags. We also talk about…
Ep. 84February 25, 202526:41
On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Missouri sports, including the…
Ep. 83February 24, 202538:05
In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson and, in true Crankers fashion,…
Ep. 82February 20, 202534:23
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